Wouldn’t it be funny if D. B. Cooper bailed out with a satchel full of this stuff? Here’s an idea: Next time one of your loved ones is kidnapped, pay the ransom with a suitcase full of these bills. Another thought: George Santos can use this “money” to pay his debts and post bail. Or if you can persuade Trump to monetize it, you can use this “cash” to buy drinks at the Mar-a-Lago bar. Maybe you’ll think of some funny uses for it, too.
