Sen. Ron Johnson (photo, right), the Wisconsin Republican who called Capitol rioters “tourists,” is against women controlling their bodies.
But he does think they’re useful. “Women get pregnant,” he said. “We need to populate our Earth.” (Mother Earth might beg to differ, given how we humans treat her.)
So, if you’re female, shut up and spread your legs on command. (See story here.)
This throwback to the 60th century B.C. is up for re-election in 2022, and while he trails slightly in some polls (details here), that should embarrass everyone in Wisconsin, because this Neanderthal should be polling at 1%-2%, not close to even.
If there’s a just God in this universe, and such a thing as reincarnation, I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. Next time, he’s coming back as a woman.