No longer breathing? If you’re dead, and Covid killed you, here’s how to claim funeral reimbursement. THE FEDERAL GOV’T WILL PAY YOUR LOVED ONES UP TO $9,000 TO GET RID OF YOU. Read details here You should’ve gotten vaccinated when the getting was good. Too freakin’ [...]
Archive for December, 2021
PHOTOGRAPHY: Santa’s goat
How can you not love a face like this? Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 27th, 2021 - 10:26 pm § in Health
Covid cases don’t tell the whole story
The Hill says, “For nearly two years, Americans have looked carefully at coronavirus case numbers in the country and in their local states and towns to judge the risk of the disease.” (See story here.) Actually, I haven’t done that. I looked at what Covid-19 does to people, then qu[...]
Republicans Aren’t Funny Dep’t
” … you could fit all the famous conservative comedians in a Toyota Prius and still have room in the backseat for packages.” — Dean Obeidallah, CNN correspondent Jared Schmeck of Medford, Oregon, is the most famous comedian Republicans have, and he isn’t very funny. He&[...]
December 27th, 2021 - 4:44 pm § in Law and Courts
Fun and games on planes
Now it’s true you have to take off before you can engage in fisticuffs in the air, and airlines are canceling hundreds of flights because of sick crews, which is disrupting the sport of boxing on planes. However, two pugilists who did make it into the air, on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to[...]
December 27th, 2021 - 12:10 am § in Misc.
PHOTOGRAPHY: Seattle snow!
The Pike Place Market, December 26, 2021. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 27th, 2021 - 12:05 am § in Misc.
WSU vs. Central Michigan?
WSU Cougars vs. ??? SUN BOWL OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO FIND A TEAM WITH ENOUGH HEALTHY PLAYERS Read story here Update: Central Michigan is available, read story here Seattle Space Needle New Year’s: Real fireworks, but no crowd, details here Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 26th, 2021 - 4:59 pm § in Biden
Meet the Schmucks, er Schmecks
Jared and Amanda Schmeck video-recorded his Christmas Eve chat with Joe and Jill Biden, then posted it on You Tube. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 26th, 2021 - 3:10 am § in Humor
2021 Pandemmy Awards (video)
The Covid-19 idiot’s version of the Academy Awards. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
December 26th, 2021 - 12:31 am § in Misc.
Dalai Lama and Desmond Tutu
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