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BREAKING! Trump drains swamp!

This is D.C. now. Apparently there was no contingency plan to find new homes for the alligators.

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  1. Mark Adams #
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    Global warming has brought alligators to Washington DC. Are they still endangered? Alligator boots for everyone? Just for fun do we start mummifying gators just to screw with future archeologists. (Is this a scene from the next Indiana Jones movie?)

  2. Roger Rabbit #
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    It’s a scene from the next Indiana Jones movie. Did you enjoy the snakes?

  3. Drump drains swamp fan base of reptiles campaigning Make Alligators Great Again #
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    Drump drained the swamp. His fan base of snakes and assorted reptilian followers are all out lying and campaigning for his re-selection, including the pardoned snake stone.