“Four U.S. service members were injured in a collision between their vehicle and a Russian military police patrol … earlier this week,” NBC News reported, that prompted a call between Russian and American generals which both sides “agreed to keep … private.” However, it was intercepted and translated as follows:
American side: “Where did you get your driver’s licenses from, a cereal box?”
Russian side: “Я думаю, ты получил свой от Пшеницы!”
No shots were fired, though. Read story here.