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Rare Gull Sighted In Seattle

Rare breed of flightless gull discovered at Ivar’s Fish Bar

 

Seattle, WA–A rare breed of flightless seagull, Laridae Obesus, weighing up to 40 lbs, was recently discovered downtown Seattle languishing on the waterfront.


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  1. Roger Rabbit #
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    I couldn’t fly, either, if I was that, um, well-fed.

  2. theaveeditor #
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    ask me