All Boeing 737 MAX Flights Have Been Suspended Across Europe: TRUMP RESPONDS

In an effort to support Boeing after the crash of two of the company’s signature 737 MAX jets, President Trump has encouraged the flying publish to “fly America! “

“The time has come to FLY AMERICAN.  I have suggested that my good friend, Boeing President Dennis Muilenburg relaunch the 737 MAX as the 737 MAGA  and tell everyone to fly in American made airplanes, piloted by American pilots!”

“Foreign airplanes are becoming too complex to fly.  …. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are…needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want some German smarty pants physicist like Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane!”     The real Don John Trump

Sony Classics has offered to help by releasing a special presidential edition of John Wayne in “The High and The Mighty.”  The new release features Mr. Trump’s private pane, a 737, on the movie poster.

Boeing’s President thanked Mr., Trump ad promised that new Presidential planes would be the first 747 MAGA models! The company has also offered to replace Mr. Trumps aging 757 with a brad new 737 MAGA.  In order to comply with federal emolument rules, the new private “Trump Force 1” will be sold at the normal price to  Trump Air, the air assets of The Trump Organization but grateful; Boeing employees will paint the new plane in Trump colors to match the design of the new Air Force 1. !