国新年
And God looked down on his people and had pity on them.
Jewish food. God asked? Pffeh, God said.
And God looked at the wonder of His own creation ..roast pork and lobster, chicken simmered in cream sauce,
And so, 1000 years after creating Adam and Eve, God created the Chinese. This time He did the creation the right way .. rather than two at a time, God made the Chinese wholesale.
But God is kind and soon the Jews met the Chinese as all was good.