ITS TIME FOR WOMEN TO DO AWAY WITH PANTIES AND BRA
Considering my indefatigable interest and vast knowledge of the female anatomy, I think it’s time women free themselves of these contraptions that only serve to inhibit their God-given sexuality. I did not come by this conclusion on a whim. I’ve been thinking about it since I became an adult. Do women really need to wear underwear? Hell no!
As a matter of fact, I am volunteering to lead this campaign. For those women who want us males to appreciate their well formed bulbous boobs with with-eyed nipples but have to cover it up with a bra, I hear you. I feel your anguish. It’s time we set your boobs free. Make me your cheerleader and watch me soar championing your cause. Especially at this time when I have nothing better to do.