Carl Paladino
“Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her. I’d like [Michelle] to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.” — Carl Paladino, c0-chair of Trump’s New York campaign and failed GOP candidate for governor, is now under pressure to resign from the Buffalo School Board for making these remarks. Read story here.