Obama in Crash Three-Day Conversion Program to Become a Jew
President Romney expressed his disappointment today at earning that Barack Obama has cleared his schedule for a crash three-day conversion course to join the Jewish People. After a Monday Mikvah dip, Obama will join Mr. Romney for the annual White House Seder. The President welcomed Mr. Obama’s decision but joked that he would have preferred to assist his predecessor in joining the Mormon Church along with recent convert former Israeli PM Netanyahu and such deceased African American Jews as Sammy Davis Junior and Frederick Douglas.