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BREAKING NEWS: GOP Elders Give In to Reality That a Brokered Convention Would Ignore the Need for Room Reservations.

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(TA news) Sources within the exclusive GOP Fat Cats Club, (aka FCC), met last night in a teleconference held by Sheldon Adelson in his penthouse atop the Sands Hotel/Casino.

The panic in the room was palpable.  Trump owes nothing to these greater than  life versions of himself.  These men, yes all men, are used to working together to control the agenda of the GOP. Now one of their own, a rebel without their shared cause, threatens not only to become the GOP candidate for President but to co opt the GOP itself.  A wife present (but silent) at the coven, told TA .. “They see this as a hostile takeover.”

What to do?  By billionaire standards, their money is nt much of a bribe.  Trump has money.   Yhe party does have assets that could be offered as peace offering. The same wife tells us that the dicussion turned to Sheldon Adelson.  Could the casion/horel owner offer an answer?

Management experts from the Adelson and Trump hotel organization joined with  the FCC.  The experts’ problem suggested a practical a practical answer.  Rumors of a brokered convention ignore the simple fact of room reservations.

The Convention is to be held at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland,Ohio from July 18–21, 2016. .  Although the lease on the Arena might be extended to a full week, there are simply no hotel rooms to house the  2,472 delegates beyond the planned four days. 

An offer has been made to Marco Rubio and Ben Carson.  If Senator Rubio drops out and endorses Donald Trump, Trump will commit to choose Mr, Rubio as his Vice President.

The offer to Dr. Carson was that Mr. Trump will publicly embrace the good Doctor and submit to a full body baptism.

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