Eager to slap a “terrorist” label on a 14-year-old Muslim boy who built an electronic clock and brought it to school, only to be arrested by stupid cops because an ignorant English teacher (not his engineering teacher) who thought it looked like a bomb freaked out, a rightwing “think tank” (does anyone actually think inside these tanks?) has pointed out that a clock can function as a timing device and therefore constitutes “half a bomb.” Read the ridiculous story here.
Left: If your kid’s teacher has one of these on her classroom wall, she’s guilty of possessing half a bomb. Right: Sanitary technician servicing a think tank.