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Russia imposes selfie rules

Russia, whose leader apparently is alarmed by how quickly his country is depopulating, has issue the following rules for taking selfies. As you would suspect, this is a list of “don’ts.” I assume this list will grow as ordinary Russians gain more experience with taking selfies:

When taking selfies:

1. Don’t stand on railroad tracks.

2. Don’t climb onto roofs.

3. Don’t pose with a tiger.

4. Don’t pose with a gun.

Presumably these are all “tried and true” self-elimination tactics. On our side of the pond, you could add, “don’t light fireworks on top of your head.” Click here for story.

russian-selfie-guidelinesImage: These signs impart an idea of some creative ways Russians have killed themselves with cellphone cameras. You don’t need to read Russian. The symbols speak volumes. And this doesn’t even mention Russian road rage, which is a whole different ballgame.

 


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