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North Korea: Cures Obesity

North Korea has created a wonder drug which not only cures Aids,  Ebola and cancer, but also obesity!

The  statement by the Korean Central News Agency reported that Dr Jon Sung Hun said: “The researchers insert rare earth elements (REE) into insam (gingseng) by applying the mico-elementary fertilizers of REE to the fields of insam.  “The injection is made of extracts from those complex compounds. As a strong-immuno-activator, the injection has been recognized to prevent different malignant epidemics.”  The medicine will apparently be injectable and will be known by the name of Kumdang-2.

 

The  UN revealed that around 10.2 million North Koreans are facing famine as the dictatorship experiences its “worst drought for over a hundred years.”


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  1. Roger Rabbit #
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    North Korea has had an obesity cure for years. It’s called “starvation.”