Swedish researchers have found a correlation between intelligence and alcohol consumption in young males, with dumber young men more likely to indulge in heavy drinking and binge drinking, CBS News reports. According to this study, 
“a young adult male’s risk of heavy drinking increases 20 percent for every rung down an IQ ladder established by the researchers.” In other words, drunken frat boys are dumbasses. The researchers did not find a similar correlation in women, so have another wine flip, ladies!
Photo: Although they’re a public menace and a danger to themselves, you can’t really fault them, because they’re too stupid and drunk to know better.