The Seahawks’ resident witch, Murkl Denny, says the Patriots are evil and doomed to lose.
Mrs. Denny says she can taste evil. “The Patriots are infested with Tea Party spirits,” the witch said. Mrs. Denny, the descendent of Salem witches, smiled as she placed her curse on Tom Brady.
The witch’s vision is now appearing to others after the Patriots crushed the Indianapolis Colts 45-7 . The lopsided victory is raising questions .. did the Tea Party Patriots cheat?
The NFL is investigating investigating the possible use of deflated footballs by the Patriots:
WTHR Indianapolis reporter Bob Kravitz said “officials took a ball out of play at one point and weighed it.” NBC Sports, reported that this was one of “several” abnormal balls removed from gameplay.
Sadly, the worst that would happen would to the Patriots is a fine or draft penalty .
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady called the reports “ridiculous”
Seawitch said she was ready to use hexes to deal with the worst the evil players might try.
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Deuteronomy 23:12-14
Set up a place outside the camp to be used as a toilet area. And make sure that you have a small shovel in your equipment. When you go out to the toilet area, use the shovel to dig a hole. Then, after you relieve yourself, bury the waste in the hole. You must keep your camp clean of filthy and disgusting things. The LORD is always present in your camp, ready to rescue you and give you victory over your enemies. But if he sees something disgusting in your camp, he may turn around and leave.