From FACEBOOK Jesper Nymund
In an interview with Stuart Varney on Fox Business Network Governor Snyder explained that the brain damage and anti-social behaviors associated with early childhood lead poisoning would “pay dividends” further down the road.
“My administration is very business friendly and incarceration for profit is one of those growth industries where we in the public sector can do the most good for our partners in the business community. It may take a decade or so before the toddlers sustaining brain damage today can be tried as adults and sentenced to long and profitable prison terms. But just to let you know how committed I am to this speculation in lead poisoning, Stuart, I can assure you that my personal portfolio is heavily invested in the prison industry!”
Asked by Stuart Varney if the brain damage inflicted on Michigan’s African American population might lend “further credence” to political scientists like Charles Murray who have suggested that lower scores on intelligence tests by various ethnic groups might be genetically based Governor Snyder exhibited winsome modesty in declining to take credit.
“I couldn’t possibly claim to have influenced the science on the issue, Stuart. In all Republican administrations, including my own, it is simply assumed that African Americans are naturally inferior in all fields except pro sports and rap music. To the extent our little experiment with heavy metal — if you’ll permit me a moment of levity! — has helped to accentuate the natural state of affairs I’ll regard that as a fringe benefit.”