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The Naked Flyer

NEW YORK (AP) — Passengers flying Frontier Airlines will now have to pay extra to place carry-on bags in overhead bins.

The fee ranges from  $20 for frequent fliers who book online to $50get to the gate without having reserved space. The under the seat space remains free and there is no charge for stowing your bulky travel coat, the one with many pockets and roller wheels.

Seat assignments cost an extra $3 for those who buy while booking online; $8 at check-in. There is a discount for naked passengers, however underwear or a bathing suit is required.


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  1. Roger Rabbit #
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    It’s just a matter of time before a $199 discount airline ticket looks like this:

    Paper ticket (required to board) – $10
    Concourse fee (mandatory) – $15
    Window seat (optional) – $25
    Middle seat (optional) – $25
    Aisle seat (mandatory if another seat option isn’t selected) – $25
    Boarding fee (mandatory) – $12.50
    Disembarking fee (mandatory) – $12.50
    In-flight lavatory fee (whether used or not) – $15
    Pilot’s greeting fee – $10
    Fuel surcharge – $50
    Engine surcharge – $25 per engine
    Wing surcharge – $25 for each wing
    Tail surcharge – $25
    Fuselage surcharge – $25
    Takeoff fee (mandatory if plane leaves ground) – $15
    Landing fee (optional unless plane returns to ground) – $15
    Fee calculation charge – $10
    Payment processing charge – $5

    Total: $595