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Did you hear the one about the two lawyers?

Duck LawTwo divorce lawyers are courting each other, and want to be sure their marriage will work.

Dotty, tell me  how was your first marriage terminated?

Albert, you know the answer. death.

Dotty, yes but before we sign a prenup I need to be careful, tell me by whose death was it terminated?


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  1. Samantha #
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    I don’t get it. This is not a joke, but rather an anecdote of debatable veracity reported many times to have occurred in court. In that context it is amusing but not at all here. Would object to both lawyers and prisons. Are you an anarchist?

  2. theaveeditor #
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    No. I call myself a Jeffersonian. What that means is I believe that the central reason for the US coming into existence was the view of Jefferson .. as well as Hamilton and Adams … that opportunity should be equal. I think all or almost all of our other freedoms can be derived from that principle.

    As for whether the incident occurred, I do not know but I have seen lawyers behave just like this many times. Is this funny for you .. I do not know. I found the pomposity funny.