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BREAKING NEWS: As Predicted On THE Ave: Romney Picks Ryan

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Romney picks Ryan as vice presidential running mate: source

2:02am EDT

NORFOLK, Virginia – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney plans to name Congressman Paul Ryan as his vice presidential running mate on Saturday in a move that will bring the debate over how to reduce government spending and debt to the forefront of the race for the White House.

UPDATED FROM JULY 18:

Ryan is perfect except for one problem .. he is a papist. Oh well, Condy Rice is a Nigga, Mitt is a polytheist, Jindal is a papist and a Hindu, Ayotte is a Yankee and a papist wiht an unamerican name, Perry is Perry, Brewer is crazy, Newt hates Mitt, Rubio is too pretty, Pawlenty is a Polack and boring, .. so that leaves Portman and Ryan.

Portman’s problem is that he looks to much like a Ken doll, (mis) managed Bush II’s budget, and he has almost as much entrepreneurial lucre as the Mitt even though he has been a career pol. Ain’t inheritance great?

That leaves Ryan! Here is their campaign logo:

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