Writing in the journal Nature, a team of paleontologists from the Ecole Normale Supérieure de Lyon and the Université de Toulouse Paul Sabatier. French and evolutionary scientists announced last August 8 that a vegetarian branch of the human family tree went extinct around 1 million years ago while we … or our meat eating ancestors went on to evolve into modern, McDonald’s lovers.
The Daily Caller, perhaps mconfusing the acruel and aribotrary forces of evolution with the benefoicient intelligent designer sees this discovery as a victory for the right over the aetheistic salad eaters of the left. God, aka teh Designer, wants us to eat meat!
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