From The Local
A recent poll of 1,000 Swedes conducted by the Swedish Institute for Opinion Surveys (Svenska Institutet för Opinionsundersökningar, SIFO) found that Swedes find the regional dialect spoken in the western town of Gothenburg to be the sexiest of all Swedish dialects.
Following the release of the survey, conducted at the request of a dating website, the dialect spoken in Sweden’s “second city” suddenly finds itself on the tip of everyone’s tongue.
Margareta Svahn, a dialect researcher from Uppsala’s Institute for Language and Folklore (Institut för Språk och Folkminnen), can understand why “Göteborgska” topped the list of sexy Swedish dialects, garnering 18 percent of votes in the survey.
“I’m not at all surprised by the results – it’s often people’s attitude toward a speaker, not their actual dialect, that creates good vibrations,” she tells The Local.
Svahn explains that while Gothenburg is only Sweden’s second largest city, it also enjoys a more favourable reputation that big sister Stockholm.
“People from Gothenburg are known to be nice, friendly and happy,” she says.
“You hear it when they speak – Gothenburg people have a special, sing-song roll in their speech rhythm. You can always tell a person is from Gothenburg.”
Following the Gothenburg dialect, the dialect spoken in Norrland in Sweden’s far north came in second by a hair’s breath, with 17 percent of the vote.
The bronze medal in Sweden’s sexiest dialect sweepstakes was awarded to Sweden’s southern region, Skåne, which pulled in 16 percent of the vote.
Gothenburg University’s Department of Dialectology, Onomastics and Folklore Research was also quick to explain the city’s linguistic sex appeal.
“Gothenburg has long been associated with funny people – humour shows in Sweden often featured people from the west,” says Jenny Nilsson, a dialect researcher in the department who agrees that people often think of someone who speaks a certain dialect rather than the actual dialect itself in such surveys.
“And besides, everyone knows we in Gothenburg are funny and in my personal opinion, funny is attractive,” quips Nilsson in her native upbeat pitch.
Norrlandska, on the other hand, is known to be spoken a little slower and with a lot more breath.
But perhaps not the husky, hussie variety.
“It’s not a heavy, breathy dialect – it’s breathy but light and with very little melody,” describes Svahn, who adds that the northern dialect may even be easier to learn since the northerners have a tendency to cut out the gender or adjective agreements in words.
Skånska, on the other hand, was the unexpected dark horse at the front of the pack.
“It’s just not sexy at all!” Svahn exclaims.
Swedes usually refer to ‘Skånska’ as sounding a bit more like Danish with its deep trill and thick ‘r’, like one is speaking with stones in their mouth, the dialect specialist describes.
“But currently young boys like Skånska because there are a few popular girls from Skåne on TV that have long hair, big mouths and big tits, and so naturally Skånska is now sexy,” Svahn muses.
And despite their proximity to Gothenburg, the counties of Västergötland and Halland feature dialects which barely edging into poll standings with 4 and 1 percent of the vote respectively.
And while residents of those counties may lament the relatively low standing of their respective dialects, they can still rejoice that they received at least some share of the vote — which is more than can be said of Örebro in central Sweden.
Although Örebro is in the very heart of Sweden, it was without love in an ice-cold bottom position – not one single vote.
“I’m not at all surprised – people just don’t like the gnäll (whining) sound that tends to be heard in their speech. It is instantly recognizable and instantly a turn-off,” says Svahn, who likened the pitch to that of the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz.
Örebro administrators however feel the ranking is due to unfamiliarity.
“Worth noticing is that the Örebro dialect was not voted unhot, it simply did not receive any votes, which is not surprising since the dialect is rather unknown,” says Örebro Tourism Manager Björn Fransson.
He explains that the only associations Swedes may make of the mid-Sweden dialect comes from a humorous and popular stage and television character Hjälmar.
“On the other hand, during the years we have had a number of polls showing that the Örebro people are among the most good-looking in Sweden,” jests Fransson, who believes Swedes will begin to make positive connections to Örebro as it becomes a more important city, thus lifting future dialect rankings.
Svahn disagrees and says there is little hope for Örebro to improve its standings as its dialect can give a sort of skin-crawling effect.
“Perhaps Örebro people should move to Gothenburg or just adapt the Gothenburg dialect,” Nilsson jokes.
And for the record, Stockholm’s dialect was anything but hot on the sexy-dialects scale, sliding in at seventh place with an unimpressive 7 percent vote.
Both dialect researchers agree that it is hard to quantify exactly how many dialects one can find in Sweden due to all the variants.
“I don’t think there are more (dialects) in Sweden than in another country similar to Sweden. But we do have a levelling process going on,” says Svahn, who divides the nation into five basic regions, each with their own special attributes and but now with more common variables than ever before.
For her part, Nilsson remains a bit sceptical about the true science of such a poll.
“I don’t think if people listened to and ranked speech samples they would say the same thing as if they are just asked to list a few places,” she says.
In the mean time, however, foreigners looking for an edge in the Swedish dating scene may nevertheless want to do their best to master the Gothenburg dialect.