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Bryn Mawr Leads Intergalactic Age With Bithnian Partnership

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Bryn Mawr President Jane McAuliffe with BUST Chancellor Figrin DahaiBryn Mawr President Jane McAuliffe with BUST Chancellor Figrin Dahai

Bryn Mawr College will be partnering with the Bithnian University of Science and Technology in the first intergalactic partnership between a liberal-arts college and an alien research university, announced Bryn Mawr President Jane McAuliffe today.

“Global partnerships are so 2010. Bryn Mawr is simply beyond global, and we are boldly going where no college has gone before. Our students need to learn to be intergalactic citizens,” said McAuliffe in the announcement.

Bithnian University Chancellor Figrin Dahai also praised the partnership.

“For hundreds of years our people have been praised for their ability as spacecraft mechanics and in other technical fields. But the fact is that those jobs aren’t going to be around forever. Our students need to be better critical thinkers and more engaged members of the intergalactic community,” said Dahai.

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