- Allow people to carry guns at State universities and colleges.
- And open up the airports to guns while they are at it.
- Require all adults to own a gun.
- Outlaw oral and anal sex between consenting adults in their own bedrooms.
- Pass an “unborn child” defense act, that would justify the murder of abortion doctors.
- Allow doctors to lie to women about the health of their fetus.
- Redefine rape as “forcible rape”.
- Criminalize same-sex marriage.
- Require doctors to show women an ultrasound of her fetus within two hours before receiving an abortion.
- Pass legislation that requires brown people to carry papers proving citizenship.
- Strip “anchor babies” of their citizenship.
- Pass a law to require presidential candidates to present a birth certificate.
- Declare State sovereignty.
- Create an official Wisconsin state currency.
- Make a state holiday around John Birch Society founder Robert Welch’s birthday.
- Opt out of Obamacare.
- Pass a resolution apologizing to BP.
- Require schools to teach a 6000-year-old earth “theory” in biology class.
- Declare global warming beneficial.
- Create an internet kill switch for the governor to use in the event of civil unrest.
And that’s the week one agenda.
Oh, one other thing…rename the state Wississippi.
Update: Oops…I forgot one other of piece of legislation for the Republican’s gonzo week agenda: Weaken child labor laws. This legislation might spark controversy among the Wisconsin Republicans. Some lawmakers would still support Wississippi; others would push for Wiscongladesh.
Are you making this up as you go along?
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