The University of Georgia, to protect its students, banned on-campus voting and tailgating at football games. This obviously was a tough decision for a school ranked #13 nationally in tailgating (see ranking here). It didn’t eliminate football games or fraternities, although the university dec[...]
Posts Tagged ‘satire’
September 17th, 2020 - 4:27 pm § in Schools & Colleges
University of Georgia keeps football and bans voting
September 11th, 2020 - 2:05 pm § in Donald Trump, Politics
Mail ballot delivery schedule announced
Read bulletin here to find out when you’ll get your ballot in the mail. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
September 11th, 2020 - 1:42 am § in News Media
Police union boss doxes reporter and jokes about it
This article contains news with snarky liberal satire. The Seattle police union’s president is being investigated for allegedly publishing the reporter’s press pass on social media, a Seattle TV station reported on Thursday, September 10, 2020. Read story here. Reporter David Obelcz accu[...]
Speak Chinese!
This article contains news with sarcastic commentary. The Chinese word “neige” (內閣, assuming Google Translate works, but I won’t vouch for that; I may actually be talking about kitchen cabinets) is not the American slang word “——” (“——&[...]
Do you know left from right?
This article is independently confused political satire. Or maybe just dyslexic. When we say “left” we usually mean left, and when we say right we usually mean right. I say “usually” because, for some reason, I always put conservatives to my left and liberals to my right. Wik[...]
A $19,000 purse up in smoke
Speaking of nutty purchases (see preceding article here), what psycho spends $19,000 on a purse? I’ll get into that in a minute, but first the backstory: A … $19,000 alligator-skin handbag was destroyed by customs officials in Australia because it entered the country without the correc[...]
“Will Trump Exile In Russia?”
Today’s featured YouTube rant: Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Trump, Biden to Visit 9/11 Site
This article is news and satire. Trump and Biden “will commemorate the 19th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks in rural Pennsylvania where one of the hijacked planes crashed in a field, the White House and Biden’s campaign announced Wednesday. It was not immediately clear whether their visi[...]
September 2nd, 2020 - 11:33 pm § in Humor
From “The Onion” Archives: “Rotation of Earth Throws Entire North American Continent into Darkness”
NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened. At approximately 4:20 p.m. EST, the sun began to lower from its position in the sky in a [...]
Trump Merch Sale!
Get yours now! While supplies last! (Note: This item may be available in quantity on eBay soon.)[...]