This article is liberal satire. What? He’s not the most popular president ever? Jonathan Chait, writing in New York Magazine, posits that “Trump has begun grappling in public with the possibility he may lose the election,” and suspects he wasn’t joking when he told a rally cr[...]
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October 12th, 2020 - 2:27 pm § in America, Donald Trump, Environment, Health, Humor, Misc., News Media, Science
FAKE NEWS: Man did NOT cheat on his wife with a goat!
“Beatrice, AL | An Alabama woman had the surprise of her life when, while surfing the web, she fell on videos involving her husband and a goat in sexual foreplay,” the headline screamed in World News Daily Report, a satirical fake news website whose motto is, “Where Facts Don[...]
Acronyms
GOP = Government Of Pandemic MAGA = More American Graves Ahead Photo: Activists planted 20,000 flags, each flag representing 10 Americans who have died from Covid-19, on the National Mall, which can be seen from the White House living quarters (click on photo to enlarge). Return to The-Ave.US Home[...]
October 2nd, 2020 - 6:34 pm § in Donald Trump, Politics
What now?
First of all, I wish Donald and Melania Trump a full recovery and return to good health. Thoughts and prayers. We all should; it’s the civilized way. But the situation calls for some contingency thinking. Here’s what could happen: God has urgent need of Trump upstairs that can’t wait t[...]
October 2nd, 2020 - 12:46 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Sarah Cooper doing Trump doing a white powdery substance
I think it’s baking powder. He uses it to rise to the occasion. One reason Cooper’s so funny is because Trump sounds like a girl when he raises his voice. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
October 2nd, 2020 - 12:17 am § in Donald Trump, Humor
Covid-19 victim’s last rites
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September 30th, 2020 - 12:43 pm § in Donald Trump, Politics
The-Ave.US’s debate format proposals
“The Commission on Presidential Debates said Wednesday it would be making changes to the format of the remaining presidential debates after the first debate [between Trump and Biden] devolved into a chaotic disaster the night before,” CNN reported the day after, Wednesday, September 30, [...]
The most admired man isn’t Trump
YouGov, a British market research and data analytics company, conducts annual polls to find out who people around the world admire the most, and that person is not Donald Trump. What a shock. Actually, not. In fact, even Putin ranks higher than he does. In the male category, the top dog, in the #1 [...]
EPA approves Pine-Sol as Covid-19 disinfectant
But not instantly. You’ve gotta wait 10 minutes. “Pine-Sol’s original cleaner has been approved by the Environmental Protection Agency … [to] kill the coronavirus on frequently used surfaces,” CNN reported on Sunday, September 20, 2020, but added, “the company sai[...]
September 17th, 2020 - 8:10 pm § in Donald Trump, Humor
Trump goes postal!
Get ’em while you can! The Postal Service won’t be around much longer! Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]