Busted for driving on a suspended license under a — get this — fake name and phony ID, this dude gave the cops a song and dance. Warning: This video is very tedious. If you get through the entire 11 minutes of nonstop pleading and whining, I commend you! I couldn’t take it and skipped forward. Too bad there’s no jailhouse video of the instant when, after running his fingerprints, they informed him he’s a wanted murderer and they’re onto him. Read story here.