Archive for July 5th, 2022

July 5th, 2022 - 9:03 pm § in Donald Trump

Why Donald Trump throws food

It isn’t just because Trump has a temper. Lots of people do, but don’t throw food. Food-throwing is common at the high-chair stage of life, but most people outgrow it, usually by age three, except for brief occasional relapses in seventh-grade cafeteria. But Trump, we are told, threw foo[...]

July 5th, 2022 - 5:52 pm § in Humor, Misc., Politics

“He’s like an effigy that lights himself on fire”

Martin Hyde isn’t your average Republican ex-candidate for Congress. The British accent, for one thing. And he’s pure entertainment; most Republicans are humorless and unfunny, but this guy is kickass hilarious. His adventure with a female cop earned him 16 million YouTube views. He runs[...]

July 5th, 2022 - 11:52 am § in Hypocrisy, Law and Courts, Politics

Had enough of this yet?

Republicans talk about responsibility; let’s make them practice it. They had a chance to ban assault weapons, or at least raise the age for buying them. They refused. Solution? Vote against them until they straighten out. (Note: Conservatives are explicit about why they, as private citizens, &[...]

July 5th, 2022 - 11:23 am § in Russia

Russian thieves

Looting and pillaging like 4th century barbarians, Russia is pretending grain they didn’t grow, harvested from land they don’t own, somehow belongs to them. Read story here. Update: Turkey released the ship and its cargo despite Ukraine’s protests. Read story here. Photo: Turkey ha[...]

July 5th, 2022 - 9:30 am § in Politics

Western Colorado elected an idiot to Congress

Gun freak Lauren Boebert (R-CO) made a ridiculous remark about mass shootings, and got a swift education in gun facts. Read story here. But if she’s stupid, check out this Illinois candidate. Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]