What Christmas is complete without the Santa’s sleigh scene from the move “Polar Express”? Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Archive for December 24th, 2021
Holiday cheers from gun-totin’ Santa!
Santa is packing, so you’d better be damn good! Or you might get a lead slug instead of a lump of coal. SHERIFF ISSUES GUN PERMIT TO SANTA CLAUS Story here Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]
Florida chalks up 3 cruise ship outbreaks in a week
There’s another Covid-19 outbreak on a South Florida-based cruise ship “for the third time this week,” as Florida’s case count “hit its highest level since the start of the pandemic,” ABC News reported on Friday, December 24, 2021 (story here). Florida Gov. Ron De[...]
Trumpers Behaving Badly Dep’t, Christmas Edition
Joe and Jill Biden were taking calls from kids and their parents who dialed a phone line run by NORAD as part of its “Santa Tracker” (here). After a phone operator asks a parent if it’s okay for their kids to speak with the president, the Bidens ask the kids what they want for Chri[...]
The Un-News: What didn’t happen the week of 12/24/21
An Italian police barracks that burned down wasn’t being used to store vaccines. Dr. Fauci’s sister didn’t publish a book about Omicron before it was discovered. The New York legislature isn’t voting on a bill to detain unvaccinated people. Scientists didn’t say “[...]
James Webb Space Telescope in space!
LIFTOFF! James Webb Space Telescope IS FINALLY LAUNCHED INTO SPACE AFTER YEARS OF DELAYS SO FAR, SO GOOD Return to The-Ave.US Home Page[...]