Archive for October 6th, 2021

October 6th, 2021 - 9:58 pm § in Misc.

“He said ‘punch me!’ So I did!”

There’s no dispute like a neighbor dispute, except maybe domestic quarrels, and “Get off my lawn!” ranks right up there with (select one: [  ] loud music, [  ] late-night parties, [  ] selling drugs from the front porch). This story adds a creative twist: Thomas Conrad, 91, of S[...]

October 6th, 2021 - 1:09 am § in Misc.

Tootsie finger?

Is there a finger in your Halloween candy? A worker in a Chicago-area Tootsie Roll factory is missing one of his. The story only says it separated from its owner back in April; it doesn’t say where it ended up, or whether anyone knows where it is. If you find it, you should let somebody [&hell[...]