How to send an enemy occupying army packing

Simple. Starve ’em. Of broadband. No broadband, no HBO, stock market news, or porn. After a month or two of that they’ll pack up and leave. All it takes is an old analog TV set that works.

The technique has been tested and proven to work. Moreover, the device can be concealed in an ordinary suitcase, carried by one person, and has a blast area similar to that of a small nuclear weapon.

Read up on the technical details here.

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