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BREAKING NEWS — Elon Musk offers Monica Lewinsky a Tesla with a 100% money-back guarantee!

Who gives a damn? I mean, really, who cares what kind of car Monnnnikkka drives?

Well, if Newsweek thinks this is newsworthy, then I guess it is. Read story here.

Lewinsky tweeted,

 

Musk replied, “Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru.”

Everybody else just gets 4 years or 50,000 miles.

Is he shopping for a new girlfriend?

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