“Several boats sank during a Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis in Texas where crowds had gathered to show support for President Donald Trump’s re-election,” NBC News reported Saturday, September 5, 2020. Marine patrol units from the sheriff’s department responded to “multiple calls of boats in distress throughout the parade.” Read story here. The rescue is now being referred to as “Dumbkirk.” A movie is coming.
Lake Travis is a Colorado River impoundment of 18,900 acres in central Texas, slightly smaller than Lake Washington outside Seattle.
For comedian Brent Terhune’s [ ] hilarious (check this box if Democrat [ ] offensive (check this box if Republican) satirical take on the incident, click here.
Rubber ducks don’t sink.