UPDATE: Read more about Mrs. Obama here.
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Is Michelle Obama Transgender?
[Editor’s Note: August 15, 2014: A google search revealed that Michelle was first outed (as a man) in a story posted on June 30, 2011 by Matthew Glosser at a web site called Christwire.org. I’ve reposted his original story.]
Michelle was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson and was a football player in both high school 
(photo below) and won a scholarship as a linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers in his first year at college. al article and photos below. The Glosser article says that a former Obama staff member told him that Michael reportedly left school and had a sex change operation on January 13, 1983 (a significant date for satanists. Helena Stoeckley was also murdered on this date) and afterwards entered Princeton University (which is listed among the top eight universities in the USA with an acceptance rate of only 7%) as a female student, Michelle Robinson.
(photo below) and won a scholarship as a linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers in his first year at college. al article and photos below. The Glosser article says that a former Obama staff member told him that Michael reportedly left school and had a sex change operation on January 13, 1983 (a significant date for satanists. Helena Stoeckley was also murdered on this date) and afterwards entered Princeton University (which is listed among the top eight universities in the USA with an acceptance rate of only 7%) as a female student, Michelle Robinson.Many photos posted to the internet prior to the election were apparently Photoshoped to make Michael/Michelle appear to look like a female in his high school and college years. Don Nicoloff was the first to write that the vast majority of photos of young Obama and his “family” that were posted to the internet in 2007-2008, prior to the election, were completely faked and Photoshopped into existence.Note that there are no photos of Michelle when pregnant, nor do birth records exist for either of their children. Barack has the physical characteristics of an Indonesian man, and is not of African ancestry.]
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Shocking New Revelation about Michelle Obama: A Must Read, Christwire Exclusive
By Matthew B, Glosser, June 30, 2011
http://christwire.org/2011/06/shocking-new-revelation-about-michelle-obama-a-must-read-christwire-exclusive/
By Matthew B, Glosser, June 30, 2011
http://christwire.org/2011/06/shocking-new-revelation-about-michelle-obama-a-must-read-christwire-exclusive/
About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim. Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple.
Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions.
Shocking New Revelation about Michelle Obama: A Must Read, Christwire Exclusive
By Matthew B, Glosser, June 30, 2011
http://christwire.org/2011/06/shocking-new-revelation-about-michelle-obama-a-must-read-christwire-exclusive/
By Matthew B, Glosser, June 30, 2011
http://christwire.org/2011/06/shocking-new-revelation-about-michelle-obama-a-must-read-christwire-exclusive/
About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim. Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple.
Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions.
“I just can’t go to the major alphabet networks. They are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media,”
We conservatives have known about this “State media” quite some time. If a Korean wanted to run a story critical of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the Yellow Empire, they would find that their life would not last too much longer. This is what is going on in the United States of America right now, which is indicative of End Times, but that’s for another discussion.
Luckily, there is still an underground media rebellion that has managed to survive these dark times. Thanks to Christwire, Fox News, The Drudge Report and other outlets of opposition, we are able to get the truth out to you, the Christian American reader.
The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.
“Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964. He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998. He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.
After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school. Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”. Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of “Michelle’s” true identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”
Michelle aka Michael Robinson Obama circa 1981, top right #44
Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first at Christwire.org, our “First Lady” is actually the First Man. Even more startling, Barack Obama knows that his wife was once a man, making him the first homogay President of our Christian nation. I’ve examined the evidence carefully, as has the team of researchers here at Christwire. We now have multiple sources to back this story up. We have also consulted medical experts who have carefully analyzed “her” anatomy, finding that her broad shoulders and pointed jaw line are consistent with that of a male… more specifically a male football player. It would not be the first time a transsexual has risen to prominence (see Lady Gaga).
Experts put together a composite of what Michael Obama might look like today if he/she did not have the sex change
This is disturbing to say the least and is yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation. Of course, there is no chance that the liberal media will pick this story up and I pray for our safety, now that we have. God Bless and vote Bachmann!
(In the last photo of dancing Obama, notice the broad, manly shoulders and the tightened belt around the abdomen, which is likely used to simulate a feminine “hourglass” type physique… The reason he is dancing is because he is happy to be back on a football field after quitting the game he loved to become a woman, decades earlier.
(Ed. note: This SATIRE was originally posted by Steve Schwartz on 15 Apr. 2015 at 9:52 PM. It’s NOT TRUE. For our companion SATIRE on Donald Trump click here. It’s also NOT TRUE.)
this bs no proof of transgender. plenty of girls in football anyway some of them doing better than boys. proof that she is tough enough to handle what america is dishing out!
I am astonished that any one takes this post seriously. It is meant as satire, a take on the bizarre world of, inter alia, the TRUMPIES.
I think the Obama’s have been a DISASTER for this country….but, this is crap. Just look at the football picture. Those are uniforms from the 50’s. High School team uniforms in the 80s were just like today’s uniforms. BS story.
Of course this is BS. The question is why have thousands of folks linked to this story?
THAT WOMEN IS HUNG BETTER THEN MOST MEN CHECK HIM OUT ON THE ELLEN SHOW IT SWINGS GOOOD! LOL..
I believe Michelle WAS born a man with a penis. There is NO denying her / his photograph while playing football for the Eugene Beavers. People who will not admit or believe this are basically BLIND to the facts. Her / his penis OBVIOUSLY shows this in Many photographs over the years. People who DO NOT believe this are just HOPELESS fools grabbing at straws and cannot admit the obvious.She was NOT a First Lady she was a First Queen. Barack himself being about as Homosexual as they come. Any GAY MAN would never marry a woman. One more thing. If BIG Mike was a female why hide ANY pregnancy photos?? What is HE hiding. Anybody with any common sense will research this subject and come to one conclusion; That BIG MIKE is a Male hiding behind a DRAG outfit.
I’m doubtful about all of this transgender stuff about Michelle Robinson even if it seems plausible given all the information provided on the internet. Having said that, I’m surprised that no one mentioned her high school year books. Is it possible that Michael Robinson had begun dressing as a girl in high school? I don’t think so if he played football in college at that university mentioned, which there is no information about a Michael Robinson being there, nor photos of Michael in their year books either. Make little sense.
I’ll grant you this much, she/he is an amazon of a woman and there are women who are amazons, ergo the descriptive noun. Regarding Barack, I do believe all the stuff about him being gay as I find it difficult to believe that Larry Singer would rent the Press Club if it weren’t true as he could be sued for defamation and he wasn’t. I am surprised that he was killed, however.
Go to the Classmates web site and look up the high school where she attended, Whitney M. Young Magnet High School, and you will see in the year books 1980:
http://www.classmates.com/siteui/yearbooks/4182765765?page=48
where she is a junior and in 1979 where she is a freshmen.
Sure looks like Michelle Obama to me.
http://www.classmates.com/siteui/yearbooks/21231?page=63
Let me know if you think I’m wrong about this because I never liked him as President in any way, shape or form. He ruined out country.
FIrst of all, after a sex change operation, she could not have children; second, where is the record of the medical operation? Third, you have to do genetic testing to prove that Malia and the other daughter are not hers, but you are to lazy.
Did yoiu read the post ..INCLUDING THE HEADER???
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I definetly beieve it shes a guy no big deal But if shes runs for president it will be bigger tha Obamas birth certificate!!! Ever since that picture with the 2 of them at the basketball game with the shoulders and the hairy armpits plus Obama calling her Michael 10 times.and the bulge in his i mean her dress is more than this Kiowa can bear!
Why was ms plastic killed 2 days after her statement?
Of course Michelle is a man. Joan Rivers outed her/him on national TV! Just ask her. Oh wait… she was murdered within 2 months of that statement.
Are you nbeing funny? Or aee you sick?
the problem is…this information should have been on Fox news before Obama was elected….knowing now doesn’t really do a thing to them…it would have brought them to shame and we would have been spared from having Obama as president
Did you read the post? The part about this bea Fox hoax must have missed you.
How is it that THE Ave receives so many loony hits on this right wong phony hoax? Are you psychotic?
Looking up the 1982 Beavers football team roster shows NO Michael Robinson
Were you dumb enough not to read the header?
Why do people argue that the child/ ren couldn’t be ‘hers’? You don’t have to give birth these days to have a child! They forget that ANY man can donate sperm, as is done all the time. He might only dress as a woman but still has the ability to be a parent.
The sperm of Michael for one child and the sperm of Barack for the other cild. Then all they needed was a surrogate.
Another Trumpie too dumb to read the header. [email protected]
This isn’t something that just conjured up during the trump administration this has been on going since the obamas 1st came to the White House there’s very very very many pictures that expose Michael.
Of course this matters. I and many others believe she will run for president 2020. Share like crazy
Hmmm .. Do you want her to run?
LOL as much as I cant stand the sight of her….I really dont think she is a man…hahaa
I am open to the idea that Michelle Obama was a man but if he had a sex change in 1983 why are you references a pic of her wearing a green dress from 2010 that look like it has a dick impression
Nevertrumpers are not brainwashed at all.?
INDICT 44$ !
I know this is a satire – but for those who think Michelle is a byproduct of gender reassignment surgery, why would her penis be protruding in that picture with the green dress?
Ah yes .. the usual fake name. Likely Bill Quick form South Carolina.
if “he” had a sex change in 1983 there would be no bulge.
Why do the Trumpies keep at this??
Who gives a SHIT!! And Im not Republican. WHO CARES? You have WAY too much time on your hands. Get a job
Hunhh? YOU not I somehow found this post. My guess is you were looking for porn.
I’m so sick of seeing ignorant comments about the unlikelihood of Michael being a man. Have you all been living under a rock or just punch drunk for the last 10 years ? That gooney goo-goo was shaved down and taught how to be a lady by Dr. Doolittle ! He is still a very angry black man. That bulge is a cup – look at the lines outlining the strap for the cup – anyone with half vision can see the Emperor has No Clothes.Get over it – he’s a man. BTW – back in the 80’s they couldn’t perform gender reassignment; they could give you boobs, female hormones, …… and a jock strap cup ! lmao
ONE MORE JERK WHO RESPONDS TO A POST LABELLED AS FAKE
There are pictures from when she was young and she was a girl in all of them. This Michael character you are talking about just barely has a resemblance. I think some of you are really racist. Some of you really think you hear God. Some of you just hate everything period. I’m not necessarily an Obama fan but I wouldn’t go so far as to label his wife transgender.
Well…alot of us figured it out but we as Christians are called to love not judge the world but judge other Christians…can we please have compassion for her struggles as a tg woman and how difficult her identity struggles with society has been…I may disagree with their past administration but I am saddened for them on so many levels..let’s do as Christ taught us to love and point to Him and let Him help them become their best for the Lord amen
Are u all nutz? Michelle Obama is a man! There is a pic floating around the net of him as a man and he has a scar or birthmark on his right elbow.. Michelle Obama has the identical mark on her elbow. IDENTICAL! And who has said he has had reassignment surgery?Whoever posted that and wonder why there are bulges from his pelvic area in a dress. Not all transgenders have had surgery.His body dimensions are those of a male in the most scientific bio-evaluations. and the football pic was of a male, not a female dressed in football garb.None of you want to admit you are foolish enough to think you could be wrong! Obama himself called him Michael once on accident in a speech. Who calls their wife by a males name accidentally? PPPFFFTTT!!!
I agree. not to mention that anyone on this planet who is male or female and try to change their gender is an abomination to God. Truth be known it is impossible change genders, because he or she is still a male or female. In the day of judgement when God comes back to judge us whatever gender we were born,that is what we will forever be. And if anyone has done such a thing and did not repent of that sin. will surely spend enternity in the fires of Hell. If you dont believe it, read the Holy Bible, King James the Bool of Galatians, the entire book. it gives a list of people that are going to hell for committing sins,just naming a few. homesexuality is almost at the top of the list. Read it. All sin is sin. no unrenpented sin will enter the kingdom of heaven. The reason I hightlighted this particular sin, is because the world as a whole has gone nutz about the transgender crapt. there is no such thing. just the work of the devil and evil people who choose to do so. when God comes to judge us through his son Jesus, every knee will bow down and every toungue will confess. every person, wheather nonbeliever or not, idol worshiper, man made religions etc. it really dosen’t matter. God will be given the honor and respect that he has always had and will forever be the first, last, and forever will be, King of all Kings, God all mighty, Master of the universe. There is no Royal human being on the entire planet. People who think they are royal are only fooling themselves, they will find out in the day of judgement. it will then be enternally to late. I pray and hope they will read the Holy Bible and learn all about God and what it will take to make it to heaven before it is to late. nothing in this world is important except getting to know God and becoming his child and living faithly and total obedience to him till the end and then spend enternity with him heaven. Read The Book of Matthews.
Why hasn’t Micheal/ Michael sued for slander if these accusations aren’t true?
It’s APPALLING HOW THE DEEP STATE SWAMP DWELLERS GET AWAY WITH CONTINUING LYING TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR POLITICAL POWER.WHY NOT JUST BE HONEST AND OPEN LETTING THE VOTERS MAKE THEIR CHOICE? AGAIN IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT THE POWER !
AMAZING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH FACTS/ PROOF EXPOSES MICHAEL ROBINSON IS MICHELLE OBAMA,THE IGNORANT DEMOCRAT BASE HAS BEEN TAKING THAT STUPIDITY INDUCING little blue pill FOR SO LONG, PERHAPS THEY SERIOUSLY CANNOT COMPREHEND REALITY ?
Whatever Michelle, called Michael twice by Barack,is, she definitely fixed her “package” twice that I have seen. Once, coming out of an apartment while visiting Harvard for her daughter. On youtube.
Maybe a hermaphrodite? I don’t care. After listening to many a speech, she is a racist. As is Barack. Compare her Commencement speech with Denzel Washington’s, both at black colleges. Hers, long and boring, and of course had to include blacks are kept back and oppressed. Denzel’s was short, uplifting and hopeful!
Obama was the worst president in my lifetime. I surely don’t want another Obama.
I read all the comments & not one of you mentioned the Satanist side of all this. The reason WHY Michael/Michelle has a “bulge” is because she didn’t have that part removed. She only received breasts. Satanists believe in The Baphomet which is a mythical religious figure that has BOTH genitals in which they worship. That is why the Transgender movement has been pushed in all types of media & especially to our children. They are creating Gender Confusion for a reason to advance their Satanic agenda. Satanists have infiltrated every single area inc. Gov’t, Corp Execs, etc. Many of you need to Wake Up & research what I am talking about & THEN need to spread the TRUTH. IT IS ALL ABOUT THEIR RELIGION – SATANISM!!!
theaveeditor- Your posts are idiotic…Funny when you idiots start calling people Trumpsters!
You losers don’t know when you’re being F’d with, or Trolled!
When it’s really mostly just a bunch of democrats arguing amongst themselves! Morons.
Ask Trump to get saliva samples for DNA. Should be easy when he blows Mike.
go figure a gay barry and his man-lover michael from chicago another product of inner city breeding…oh wait gay barry was not even born here. Some of us knew it all along! The left loons also know it..but think it ok because of their worped brains
i feel sad for all the indoctrinated people on here. the gov’ment has been using photoshop a lot longer than us. she admitted to IVF doesn’t mean the embryos were placed in here. a SIMPLE ancestry search will show both of those girls on the NESBIT family tree. do research so yall can stop sounding dumb.
Totally agree with B. Strickland!!!!
AMEN & AMEN!!!??