BREAKING NEWS: Trump Chooses Ann Coulter as National Security Adviser

(TOX BREAKING NEWS)  TA News Affiliate, TOX, has found that President Trump will announce his choice as National Security Advisor this afternoon.  The surprise is that he has chosen one of his strongest critics, Ann Coulter.  The choice was made as part of his new wartime cabinet intended to demonstrate the the evil mullahs of Iran and the fake news media that Mr. Trump is the alpha male.

Both Coulter and Trump are known to be fans of the Borg.

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