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SUNDAY REVELATIONS: NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

(The Daily Currant) NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages – including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading “I am real.”

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.  READMORE at Daily Currant


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  1. Mark Adans #
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    Ray Bradbury’s “Mars is Heaven” 1948 is even better and more entertaining, and was written as fiction.

    Just a question. Just why would NASA send the Mars rover that depends on sunlight into a Martian Cave? Where the device could get stuck and is going to loose communications.

    Having the rover meet Marvin Martian would be ever so much more fun than this rubbish. If for no other reason Marvin gets hopping mad. And apparently he does speak in English and multiple other languages. I suppose we will have to prepare for Marvins attack on our planet…wel it was nice here and as the dolphins say thanks for all the fish.