(Korean People’s News, Pyomg Yamg)
Kim Jung Un will reward and repay Donald Trump for the honor of the Greatness Summit. The Dear Leader will send the North Korean Juche Brigade, a highly trained troop of female marching soldiers, to participate in the Great American Leader’s First Annual Parade of Military Might. In addition, the People’s Army has awarded Melania Trump the title of Juche Leader to be recognized by appropriate medals.