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Archive for January 1st, 2018
January 1st, 2018 - 1:35 am § in Misc.
Starting a new year.
Local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, already knows the human race is abhorrent and beyond hope. Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days SCHAUMBURG, IL—In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson has become the younge[...]
January 1st, 2018 - 1:30 am § in Misc.
What to do about a hangover
Source Russia, through hands-on experience and in-depth scientific studies, has concluded that the best cure for a hangover is a bucket of caviar and a triple shot of vodka, first thing in the morning. You may substitute the vodka for Jack Daniel’s, but results may vary.[...]