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- Free use of United’s Elite Couch Club in select airports.
- Free newspaper of your choice, delivered to your seat .. Wall Street Journal or Financial Times.
- Placement at top of free upgrades list on all flights except those to Qatar and Dubai.
- First class meals in case you can only be seated in business class or cattle car class.
- Access to cabin storage for all carry ons.
- Free access to United psychotherapy app, by cell phone or in person in the Elite Coach Club.