Female Film Stars Were Rejected From Last Year’s Cannes Gala Unless they Wore 4 inch Heels! Several fiftysomething women were turned away for wearing flats at the red-carpet premiere of Carol, a lesbian love story. The festival may love lesbianism, but apparently it draws the line at middle-ag[...]
Archive for May 19th, 2017
BREAKING NEWS 5/19
American Neofascist Appointed as High Official Over Internal Police Force Clarke Would Be the First ‘Patriot’ Leader to Hold a Federal Post Nuclear pact between Japan and India allows Japan to develop military nukes US Strike on Syrian Pro-Government Forces Illegitimate, Violates Sovereignty[...]
The Microduffy
GENEVA — Political Scientists believe they are close to codifying a system of measurement for public corruption. At an international symposium here Wednesday, they have voted to name the prime unit of corruption after Canadian Senator Mike Duffy. “[...]