Ms. Palin, having recently emerged both as Mr. Trump’s Ambassador to Russia and as as a hunting buddy with President Putin, has begun to take a prominent role as the host of an interview show discussing issues relevant to the two countries on the English language Russia RT.
In an interview on Ms. Palins’ Russia Today show, the former governor of Alaska explained that advocates of disarmament need to spend more time paying attention to aliens: “There’s been lots of activity in the last few decades. Heck, Edward Snowden told me he could have have already revealed government knowledge of alien visits. It doesn’t take long to get your hands on it,”
Ms. Palin’s guest, Paul Hellyer is a former foreign minister for Canada, He claimed to have seen a UFO , When the Ambassador asked what a UFO looked like, the Canadian said: “It just looks like a star. The Star of Bethlehem may have been one of God’s flying saucers.” Hellyer wnet on to explain there are different species of alien. He said “There might be as many as 80 and some of them apparently look just like us. ”
Ms. Palin agreed, She claimed that two alien ladies went to Las Vegas to shop dressed as nuns and no one was any the wiser. Hellyer was surprised When Hellyer asked, “Why would aliens choose Vega?” The popular former beauty queen laughed, ” Try that in Toronto.”
At this point, you’ll be worried about whether these aliens are mean-spirited. Hellyer said that only one or two species might be threatening. He didn’t mention whether they spoke Klingon.
In previous pronouncements, Hellyer has insisted that aliens know how to make us greener. The aliens would, it seems, like to teach us better ways to live. Hellyer believes, though, that they are waiting for our consent. Moreover, they’re scared that if they revealed themselves we’d throw a conniption.
Honestly, it’s as if these aliens have never seen a single sci-fi show. We’ve been begging them to sort us out for many a year.
You’ll be wondering, though, about their technology. The aliens are “light years” ahead of us. And, apparently, “a lot of the things we use today, we got from them.”
Ah, that’s why it’s called the Samsung Galaxy.
Microchips and Kevlar vests are two of the other creations that, according to the serious Hellyer, came from outer spatial sources.