What does the turkey Kellyann Conway say: “Goebbel Goebbel”
Once upon a time there was a little white privileged girl named Kelleyanne. Kellyanne was so pleased with her privilege that she believed whatever she could make up was a fact. After all her mentors Jack Kemp, Fred Thompson, Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich encouraged her to be inventive through their sterling examples, At first people believed her, but then they started checking her facts out and found they were not true. That’s ok she thought, I’ll just call them alternative facts and everything will be ok, because, after all, I am privileged and I can make up anything I want to. After a while she was unable to distinguish between facts and alternative facts and when she tried to pet a lion that she alternatively facted into a pussy cat, and it ate her. The moral of the story is don’t be lyin’ about the lion, or you could be lunch. Harla Tumbleson, Facebook