“Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and de[...]
Archive for December 23rd, 2016
A Hannukah Wish to My Christian Friends
To my Christian fiends, let me offer you the wishes that come with the sweet message of Jesus. But allow me to also beg of you that some contrition would go far along side the glory of this day. On one side is the beautiful story of a Deity who loves His creations. To my […][...]
December 23rd, 2016 - 8:57 am § in Misc.
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
President-elect Donald Trump offered “Morning Joe” co-host Mika Brzezinski a shocking explanation Friday “Let it be an arms race. We will outmatch them at every pass. And outlast them all.” “People’s perceptions of how serious the health problems would be in the event of a nuc[...]
December 23rd, 2016 - 1:35 am § in Misc.
Buchenwald 142: Remembering the children at Christmas time
As a child, I was raised in a Jewish family living in an adamantly Catholic neighborhood. We were taught to enjoy the season as a holiday for the children of my Dad’s patients. Some of these patients became dear friends , giving us small toys that we put in stockings hung from our fire[...]
SUNDAY REVELATIONS: Trump’s Jews Will Say Merry Christmas
“‘I don’t understand, when I was growing up, everybody said Merry Christmas. Even my Jews would say Merry Christmas. New York City, there are a lot of Jews, and they would even say Merry Christmas. Why can’t we even say Merry Christmas anymore?” Donald Trump, quoted by Michel[...]
December 23rd, 2016 - 1:02 am § in Misc.
What Happens When Shabbat Comes During Christmas Season?
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Michael Hood: Christmas Chickens