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BREAKING NEWS: Debate Commission Will Provide Matched Mikes, Dueling Style.

debate-microphonesThe Federal Debate Commission has responded to Donald Trump’s complaints about a deficient microphone.

The Commission will provide a matched pair, dueling style.

Secretary Clinton and Mr. Trump have agreed to toss a silver dollar, provided by Mr. Trump.  She will hget to call heads of tails.  The winner gets his or her choice of mikes.


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