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Goodwin: Silly Seattle Silly Shit

The mayor’s office, in an effort to address concerns of conflict of interest regarding one of the people deciding to spend 1.4 million tax dollars to buy the failing bike share program he has an interest in, announced today “Who cares, it’s not my money” and followed by pointing out “This is a drop in the bucket, we are spending your money on all sorts of useless shit, I mean have you checked out the $22K green bike boxes we painted on the streets, shit we didn’t even fill in the potholes first” when asked about the current state of the cities streets the mayor stated “Are you kidding, we have intentionally screwed it us as much as possible so that when I and the other thieves decide to leave we can ride our Pronto bikes down dedicated lanes and the police and emergency services will be stuck in traffic”


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