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Ted Cruz cracks gun jokes

I see Texas’s Sen. Ted Cruz has gone from telling Joe Biden jokes while Biden was burying his son to telling gun jokes while a South Carolina church buries the victims of our nation’s latest mass murder.

“You know the great thing about the state of Iowa is, I’m pretty sure you all define gun control the same way we do in Texas — hitting what you aim at,” Cruz said at a town hall meeting Friday in Red Oak.

Ha ha, oh that’s so funny. Guns are so great, you guys. Even blonde women like guns.

“My wife, Heidi, who is a petite, 5’2 California blonde, she was standing at the tripod unloading the full machine gun with a pink baseball cap that said ‘armed and fabulous,'” he said.

Ted Cruz just oozes presidential material, doesn’t he? Well, he oozes something. We’ll have to wait for the lab analysis before we can determine what it is.

(Quoted from Daily Kos)

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) pauses to look at the crowd as he confirms his candidacy for the 2016 U.S. presidential election race during a speech at Liberty College in Lynchburg, Virginia March 23, 2015. Cruz, a conservative firebrand who frequently clashes with leaders of his Republican Party, became the first major figure from either party to jump into the 2016 U.S. presidential election race on Monday when he announced his candidacy earlier in the day on Twitter.  REUTERS/Chris Keane  - RTR4UI7Q

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) pauses to look at the crowd as he confirms his candidacy for the 2016 U.S. presidential election race during a speech at Liberty College in Lynchburg, Virginia March 23, 2015. Cruz, a conservative firebrand who frequently clashes with leaders of his Republican Party, became the first major figure from either party to jump into the 2016 U.S. presidential election race on Monday when he announced his candidacy earlier in the day on Twitter. REUTERS/Chris Keane – RTR4UI7Q

Photo: Imagine if Ted Cruz had a better sense of propriety. No, I can’t imagine that. He is what he is.


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