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Archive for March 30th, 2015
An Early History of South Carolina
Black and white all mix’d together Inconstant, strange, unhealthful weather Burning heat and chilling cold Dangerous both to young and old Boisterous winds and heavy rains Fevers and rheumatic pains Agues plenty without doubt Sores, boils, the prickling heat and gout Water bad, past all drinking M[...]
BREAKING NEWS: Ivar’s to raise restaurant workers’ wages to $15 right away
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Boehner compliments Obama
Reaching deep into his toolkit of demeaning insults, a spluttering House Speaker John Boehner (Republican, of course) came up with this: “The world is starving for American leadership. But America has an anti-war president,” Boehner said during a Capitol Hill press conference on Thursday.”[...]
Bill O’Reilly Brings Oberammergau to The American Screen
By bringing the Jew hatred of the Oberammergau Passion Play to life in American theaters, Fox’s O’Reilly exhibits himself as a bigot. His Jew hatred is all too typical of the right, hidden very shallowly under the thin cover of a passion for Jews to die in a bloody war so Jesus can r[...]
The only qualification for president that really matters
C’mon now, what do you think it is? 35 years old? Yup. Natural born citizen (whatever that is)? Check. Born in the U.S.? Nope, not required. There is, however, one thing you must be to become President of the United States: Wealthy. For the last century, non-millionaire presidents have been ex[...]
An Ugly Estate Fight
Robin Williams’ wife, children head to court in estate fight SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – Attorneys for Robin Williams’ wife and children are headed to court in their battle over the late comedian’s estate. The attorneys are scheduled to appear before a San Francisco probate judge on[...]
Feds indict Alabama cop who left elderly visitor from India paralyzed
A U.S. Attorney has filed criminal charges against an Alabama cop who inflicted severe injuries on an elderly foreign visitor by slamming him to the ground during a Feb. 6 stop-and-question. The man was merely out walking in his son’s neighborhood, but his dark skin color prompted a suspicious[...]