An Australian geosurvey company says it has found “the wreckage of a commercial airliner” resembling a Boeing 777 on the seafloor in the Bay of Bengal, 100 miles off the coast of Bangladesh, using proprietary technology that identifies the presence of specific metals in satellite images. This crash site is thousands of miles from Flight MH370’s suspected flight path to the southern Indian Ocean, and search officials are expressing skepticism about the company’s claims.
Okay, so I made up that bit about Elvis, but you get my drift …