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Christie Meets The Boss

Hilarious! Chris Christie,was a target of “Late Night,” Jimmy Fallon and  Bruce Springsteen ….

Jimmy: In the day we sweat it out on the streets stuck in traffic on the GWB They shut down the tollbooths of glory because we didn’t endorse Christie

Sprung from cages on Highway 9 We got three lanes closed, So Jersey get your ass in line Ooohhh, baby this Bridgegate was just pay back It’s a bitch slap to the state Democrats We gotta get out but we can’t, We’re stuck in Governor Chris Christie’s Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.

[The real Springsteen walks out] Bruce: Governor, let me in, I wanna be your friend They’ll be no partisan divisions Let me wrap my legs ’round your mighty rims And relieve your stressful conditions We’ve got Wall Street masters stuck cheek to cheek With blue-collar truckers, and man I really gotta take a leak But I can’t I’m stuck in Governor Chris Christie’s Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam

[Guitar solo]

1, 2, 3, 4! Jimmy: Highways jammed with pissed off drivers with no place left to go And the press conference went on and on

Bruce: It was longer than one of my own damn shows

Jimmy: Some day Governor, I don’t know when This will all end, but ’til then

Together: You’re killin’ the workin’ man. Who’s stuck in Governor Chris Christie’s Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.

Whoa whoa whoa! Whoa whoa whoa!

Bruce: I gotta take a leak! I really gotta take a leak!

Together: Down in Jersey land!


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